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Humorous Birthday Wishes




  Welcome to our Humorous Birthday Wishes page which features completely free content that you are free to use in your greetings cards or indeed in any way you wish.
Imag-e-nation is a card making website, specialising in cardmaking supplies for allow you to make your own greeting cards. Handmade cards can be personalised much more than cards which are bought from a store, and when you include your own carefully-chosen humorous birthday wish inside the card, you add an extra special touch that really shows the recipient how much you care.
We offer you totally free verses, poems, quotes, messages, sayings, rhymes, sentiments, greetings, wishes, phrases and words which you can use to personalise your cards for the special people in your life on any occasion, whether it be a birthday, anniversary, wedding, graduation etc, or a public holiday like Easter, Christmas, Valentines Day, Mother's Day or Father's Day.
We hope you enjoy browsing through our massive selection of free birthday card wishes and we hope that you find the special one you are looking for.




As you get older,
you gain knowledge,
tolerance and serenity
...then your teeth fall out.
Happy Birthday,


Don't do anything embarrassing
on your birthday this year.
You don't have as much time
to live it down as you used to.


The worst part about lying about your age
is when everbody believes you...
...and you realize
that you could have gone
even lower!


First, you were a good BOY,
Then, you became a nice KID,
You were then a great GUY,
Later, you grew up to be a fine MAN,

Now, you're just an old FART !!


You can either continue
to get older
or you can die...
What do you mean
you want to think about it
for a while?