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FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTE

 

  Welcome to our Funny Birthday Quote page which features completely free quotes that you are free to use in your greetings cards or indeed in any way you wish.
Imag-e-nation is a card making website, specialising in cardmaking supplies for allow you to make your own greeting cards. Handmade cards can be personalised much more than cards which are bought from a store, and when you include your own carefully-chosen quote inside the card, you add an extra special touch that really shows the recipient how much you care.
We offer you totally free verses, poems, quotes, messages, sayings, rhymes, sentiments, greetings, wishes, phrases and words which you can use to personalise your cards for the special people in your life on any occasion, whether it be a birthday, anniversary, wedding, graduation etc, or a public holiday like Easter, Christmas, Valentines Day, Mother's Day or Father's Day.
We hope you enjoy browsing through our massive selction of free funny birthday card sayings and we hope that you find the special one you are looking for.

 

 

 

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off

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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'

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Be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home one day

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On your birthday, some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Happy Birthday

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If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself

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